Why, Why, Why...

thought these were funny!



Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Boys Update

Since I haven't blogged in a while, I thought maybe some of you were wondering how the boys were doing... Well, these were the best of the worst pics taken on Easter Sunday. We got home from church and changed clothes before lunch and then Sonny and I realized we didn't take a family picture so just imagine us somewhere in these pics :)  Aren't these shirts so cute?! FYI my new favorite kids store is called "Crazy 8". Usually my favorite kids store is called "Garage Sale" and "Thrift Store" but I found these shirts on the clearance rack! This store has a good range of sizes in matching clothes. I like matching them all every once in a while.

Luke turned five recently and I'm trying to get him to enjoy being five and not wanting to be six so soon! He enjoys cowboys and loves horses and thinks that Zach is funny and Grayson is cute!

Zach is two months shy of turning four! He loves cereal, naps and playing 'caw-ers'! He has a soft heart and is my cuddle baby!

Grayson is one month shy of turning two and is a bundle of boy! He loves doing whatever his big brothers do and has an appetite that is making me dread the teenage years! He can count to ten and has a smile like no other (he's just not showing us in these pics)!