thought these were funny!
Why, Why, Why do we press harder
on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting
Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient
funds when they already know you're broke?
Why is it that when
someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe
them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal
Why doesn't Tarzan have a
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why did Kamikaze pilots
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word
Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath
you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly
return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic
bag will open from the first end you try?
How do those dead bugs
get into enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever
you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try
to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the
How come you never hear father-in-law